If I had code access I'd do stuff like embed background audio into /talk that plays after 5 minutes.
It would be a loud and sudden air horn or some shit.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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and yet they don't make you God
(Dr. Shambolicje suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:19,
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