So, new guy moves into the flat and what's the first thing he says?
Have you considered buying an envelope rack so it's easier to sort through the post? I just like, stood there, astounded. I said 'I hadn't considered it, but now you mention it not especially.'

The rest of the flat (but not the Russian) are going to take him for a drink tonight.

EDIT: Dave Trouser had a point....Or did he?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)

smyls

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)

Fuck off SFligh
That was satisfying. Now I know why everybody else does it!
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)

Part of the groovy gang now ain't ya pal.
(The groovy gang is everyone other than me they all pick on me)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)

Mark from the Peep Show?

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)

I'm not sure how you want me to respond to this post.
There doesn't seem to be any interactive prompt, such as a question.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)

Kinda like
"Dave Corduroy Pants will you suck me off?"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)