won't be long until they're pregnant/in borstal

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:55, archived)

and the whole house will be mine again! score!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)

:D

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)

I'm inclined to keep one around, to care for me in my dotage.
One of mine, obviously, not one of yours.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)

best thing is to get rid of them and then lure one back out of guilt later on.

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)

That sounds like a shortcut to a few months of intense resentment,
culminating in a pillow over my face.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)