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morning dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:54, archived)
A rare flower only found on sheltered chalky uplands in North Incestershire

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:56, archived)
and the extremely well fertilised land known as two hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:58, archived)
Probably fertilised with a rich seam of missing sex workers, one imagines.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=shit+two+hats+lawn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:06, archived)
Sounds like a pretty shitty lawn.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:23, archived)
Bit libellous m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:07, archived)
Only if you can prove my claim is false.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:22, archived)