I had in a wank in the loft when he wasn't looking
pretty sure he was listening though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:42, archived)

you were never alone in the loft
...oh god
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

I'm very discreet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

http://blog.fancydress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/futurama1.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:00, archived)

BLOCKED BY AT&T

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

TRY IT NOW

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

hey, did you know
in 'community' one of the characters insults another by calling her 'the at&t of people'
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)

I didn't know that
but I have seen AT&T insulted many times on television. Hardly surprising.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)

does it make you bristle with rage?
i assume you're a company man through and through
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

Yeah
I'm incandescent with fury
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)

i knew it

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:27, archived)

did you drop the kleenex into the water tank?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:12, archived)

What would I need a kleenex for?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

derr, to blow your nose on

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:16, archived)

I do the old Docker's Hankie trick
And just snort it out onto the floor
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)