Nah, 'onist 'guv, ai wroted it all dahn meself wiv me own two 'aynds sow ai dihd
If ai cop'eed it from Weekeypeedya it'd 'av flowery words like veer-lit intergayshin and imfersey kinkymatics an' orl that guff, beggin' yer pardon, m'lud.
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)

Oy daan't naow much abaowt thayt
Oy just loike to stick to me blecksmiffin'!
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:59, archived)