He had an arse graft in order to look pre-pubescent for spanishfly.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:24,
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I wouldnt touch him, even if he was 5
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:59,
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