And I'll tell you something else
When they say you can't eat before surgery, that's bollocks. I've had surgery while being hung over, so that's nonsense too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:43, archived)

I think it's just a safety precatuion so you don't vomit while you're asleep
I mean, didn't work out so well for Jimi Hendrix

mind you, propofol didn't work out to well for Michael jackson, swings and roundabouts innit
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:47, archived)

I honestly think I've had an unconscious shit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:47, archived)

Look at this way
You didn't have to clean it up yourself. When was the last time that happened? Enjoy it, I say.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)

not since I hired that german prostitute
this one was all funded by the taxpayer

so I'd like to personally thank each and every one of you for contributing to a compltetely effortless shit
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)

You're welcome

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 15:59, archived)

hahaha pay tax, lol

( mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:17, archived)