Haha
Imagine walking into an A&E and just shouting "EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME! MY HANDS SMELL OF SOAP AND I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT BE CANCER"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:19, archived)

this is what a GP would recommend you do

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:20, archived)

Well, 2 Can would

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:21, archived)