If a bear shits in the woods does it make a sound?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:05, archived)

No
It would have to shit in the Pope's woods, AND be catholic.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)

it's appropriate we are having this conversation on international polar bear day

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)