Some lego, some PWM controllers, a load of BMW parts and some gingerbread icecream.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:29, archived)

pulse width modulation?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, archived)

prick with mentalism

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)

post wank mop up

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)

pickled wind masturbation

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:53, archived)

pump wank mood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:54, archived)

plotting with magnets

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:54, archived)

this and 'prick with mentalism' are the best.
'post wank mop up' needs a hyphen but it's very good. the other two are shite. good effort though.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:05, archived)