I have a better film pitch
MASSIVE DRUGS - A sleepy suburb in Montana is flipped on its head when it is overrun by 50ft opiates, colossal E's, and the perfect storm of cocaine
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)

Haha
Oscar material!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)