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I want those 2 hours of my life back
SUPER ERUPTION - A deadly volcanic eruption threatens Yellowstone Park. Worst film ever.
Anyway, how are you? On your way home from work? Making dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:31, archived)
fine thanks, how are you?
i've still not started working, i'm now thinking of fucking the whole day off and drinking gin.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)
not working yet? Where in the world are you then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)
internet milkmanning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:24, archived)
i'm upstairs

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
bit nosy, you plod or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
Poor Yogi.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:09, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1807563
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:12, archived)
I have a better film pitch
MASSIVE DRUGS - A sleepy suburb in Montana is flipped on its head when it is overrun by 50ft opiates, colossal E's, and the perfect storm of cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)
Haha
Oscar material!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)
Never mind all that, Shaw Taylor's died
How?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:11, archived)
He fell down the stairs.
Five times.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)
While resisting cardiac arrest.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)
I've thought about that for a few minutes
and I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)
Didn't he present Police 5?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)
Yes
and Junior Police 5. But the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
He fell down the stairs, sarge.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 21:35, archived)
I heard
So sad. Top actor from my childhood :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
nobody cares how you feel

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
Magnificently constructed joke falls flat
I was thinking of Fred Dinenage.
*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)