Sounds like a goalie.
I'll probably put the kettle on or something.
( .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)

It doesn't suit you AHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAJA DAD JOKES

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)

Are you a quarter-Spanish dad?

( .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)

You used to be able to get sticks of Spanish for 2 pence.
Broken Britain.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)

I remember when I were a lad,
all this were haciendas.
( .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)