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It's Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack off Saved by the Bell) 's birthday!
How will you be celebrating this glorious day?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:01, archived)
breaking the fourth wall

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:02, archived)
*looks at SS*
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:02, archived)
whoah

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:03, archived)
i just don't know :(
www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/is-this-the-uks-oldest-91801/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:13, archived)
that's a great name for a bird

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
sneaky beaky will outlast us all

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)
Sounds a bit jewish. I don't watch jewish media. Soz.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:10, archived)
*obvious joke*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Un4cmCIAA-4jd.jpg:large
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:12, archived)
Not sure those black censorship bars need to be *quite* that big.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk Benedict

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:13, archived)
also Nik Kershaw, Nick Griffin, Chopin, Mary Lou Lord,
and Justin fucking Bieber
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:15, archived)
I'd solve his Riddle IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:17, archived)
I'd clean the black out of his union jack IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:18, archived)
I'd study his nocturnes IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:19, archived)
Dunno who that is soz IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)
Yeah, fuck them
Right, who's the best person who was born on the 4th? Apart from old TH.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:28, archived)

Don Rendell, no contest
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
Dr Christian from the bodies programme was born on the same day as me
I find this depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
and one day, he is destined to kill you
i foresaw it in the runes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:58, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:03, archived)
Shakin Stevens, Bobby Womack, Chris Rea, and you
March 4th really is the day the music died
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
I quite like Chris Rea.
Dire Rea, my dad used to call him!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
He's actually a really good slide guitarist
just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
My dad's a big fan of his, he just can't resist an easy scatalogical pun.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)
Who can?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
No such thing as good slide guitar. Just sayin.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
Guitar is the musical instrument for piss lazy non musical people.
Slide guitar is for people who are too piss lazy and non musical to even learn proper guitar. It's lower than a uke.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)
You're saying this to upset me, and I'm not going to lower myself
*walks away with nose in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)
^ nostalgic for the bayou

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)
I know that you're making fun of me
but I do long for the bayou
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)
it aint easy bein' green, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)
they probably can't even read music, or read for that matter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)
I think it's nice that they let you play triangle in the school band,
but you need to let go of all that resentment that's built up over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)
i just wasted several precious moments looking for a picture of a slide shaped like a guitar

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)

guitar projection

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
I found this amusing. I think I'm coming down with boy flu.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:48, archived)
lol
that too
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
if only all four of you had said this

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)
Has Italy finally stopped making cars?
There were almost none on the roads some Milan the other week and my Alfa loving Maya from Turin just turned up in a German vehicle.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)
it's also your local MP's birthday and she's got big boobies!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:39, archived)
link pls

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:40, archived)

bit.ly/1oLBOSx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)
There's a house near me with a stained glass thing on their front door of two blue tits on it
so...y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)
apparently the French word for one of those little windows above your front door is 'vasisdas' because the French are stupid and don't understand German

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:56, archived)
fully expecting brian to come and dismiss this as nonsense and prove me wrong with 'facts'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)
Facts are for homos.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)
FAGts, more like!
lol, bantz
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)
BENTz, more like!
lol, ribaldry
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)
Sikorski make awesome military helicopters
but Sikorka means Bluetit, which makes the hovering death machines a bit less scary.

"Allah u akhbar! I hear a Blue Tit approaching, death to the infidels!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)
since you didn't specify a month
it's obviously me, 4th october
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
oh, look what the cat dragged in

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)
lates this week, innit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
I'd pour some hollandaise on his eggs IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)
Needs more Hollandaise sauce

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)
yeah i'm not eating that french muck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:21, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)
Probably try and combine it with my manolith appreciation day celebrations for convenience

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:19, archived)
was he the one with the tits or the one that went on to play a stripper?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:22, archived)
Neither
he went on to play goalkeeper for Liverpool in the late 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:27, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/exNuGopL5vmc8/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:29, archived)
Sounds like a goalie.
I'll probably put the kettle on or something.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)
It doesn't suit you AHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAJA DAD JOKES

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)
Are you a quarter-Spanish dad?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)
You used to be able to get sticks of Spanish for 2 pence.
Broken Britain.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
I remember when I were a lad,
all this were haciendas.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)
I don't care about Zachary.
But I have got an excellently crass article, followed by a wonderful Conspiracy theory laden comments section from Oxfords local rag.
fire service compares small building collapse to 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:32, archived)
If you assign a number to each letter of 'Didcot' based on where it falls in alphabet (A=1, etc)
then add the numebrs together you get '55'. Or put simply, 5...twinned. And what happened at 5:00 pm in America on 9/11? -
5:00 p.m.: The first national television feed of United Airlines Flight 93 crash site -- A long shot, showing a 20 foot wide smoldering hole in the ground. Why does it take almost 7 hours to get anything on the television from this crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:40, archived)
the only conspiracy we need to worry about is in my underpants

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
Your cluster is just a theory

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
christ alive!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:41, archived)
i'll probably just wake up in the morning when the alarm gives out a warning
and, y'know, think i'll never make it on time

then, i'll grab my books and give myself a look and be at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)
There is a fan theory that none of SbtB is real, Zack is actually a lonely nerdlinger
and he imagines himself to be cool and popular. Also, keeping a cardboard cutout of the local slag is never healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:48, archived)
I mean, seriously
cdn4.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/saved-by-the-bell-bad-lessons-5.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)
what a pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:55, archived)
I don't know why he kept chasing her
He'd spend half a series chasing her, finally get her, then lose her to the next guy who came along. She's bad news, Zack. BAD NEWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:56, archived)
Seeing someone in real life fawning over a mediocre woman (or man) is tragic, not romantic, as TV suggests.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)
when i was young and dumb enough to watch scrubs, the dynamic between main guy and main girl infuriated me
why isn't all telly 100% brilliant? eh? that's my question
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)
I think it's why I prefer things like It's Always Sunny
none of that bollocks, no lessons to learn, no mushy shit... just hate
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:08, archived)
Does that show ever progress beyond "haha, they're all a bit sexist/homophobic/stupid"?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)
hmm, that's a interesting one. they remain just as crass and hideous
but the quality of the show does drastically improve in the 2nd series when devito shows up.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:14, archived)
To be brutally honest
I'm not sure it would've lasted as long as it has without him
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:20, archived)
Might try it again, skipping over series 1, then.
Think I read somewhere else that it's best from Series 3.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:20, archived)
i think there are enough good episodes in s2 to make it worth watching
you've find wildly different opinions about which series is best
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)
I'm going to watch one,
then have a good old moan up, if I don't enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:55, archived)
I'm going to get shouted down for this, I'm sure
but this was the brilliance of Seinfeld. By the end of the episode, nobody hugged it out, nobody learned anything, they all just hated someone or something and left it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:19, archived)
yeah I liked Seinfeld and Curb

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:22, archived)
THANK YOU
god, I thought I was the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:22, archived)
People tend to overlook Seinfeld because it was around at the same time as Cheers and that sort of thing
but they couldn't be more different. It's like saying you don't like rock music because of Bon Jovi.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:23, archived)
George Costanza is an excellent character

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:26, archived)
I think 'The Pilot' two parter episode is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
There are so many, I don't think I could pick
George is excellent. And his mum and dad...just amazing. The whole Festivus thing is just brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
we should get a bottle of red in and goss about it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
guys... guys...
i've never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:39, archived)
I think it might appeal to the part of you that like Sunny
or it might not. Who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)
Did you enjoy Sour Grapes?
You might really be alone in that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
Yes, I really liked that
Larry David, Christopher Guest...that sort of humour really clicks with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:32, archived)
Each to their own, I guess.
*undesirable event*
*protagonist(s) fails to deal with situation, gets angry*
lol, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:43, archived)
That's the most positive thing I've ever heard about Seinfeld, that I can actually agree with.
Maybe not the word "brilliance".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:23, archived)
I just think people need to give Seinfeld a chance
and not be snobby about american comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:24, archived)
Sounds a bit jewish. I don't watch jewish media. Soz.
/ac
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
get to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
Trouble is, it's just not funny.
Bit of a problem for a comedy show.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
A lot of people would disagree with you there

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:32, archived)
Americans and Jews. Not people.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:39, archived)
Lots and lots of people.
Doesn't change the fact that they're all wrong, though.

1 *slap bass*
2 *cutaway to substandard standup routine*
3 ...?
4 Success!

I really can't see the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
There's so much more to it than that
but I'm not going to be able to change your mind. You either like it, or you don't. Either's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:44, archived)
Stop being so bloody reasonable.
It's unseemly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:53, archived)
^ tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:34, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)
nail on the head

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:10, archived)
Nail in the hands of Our Lord Jesus Christ MORE LIKE

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:29, archived)