Compound that oldness with the fact that
Spice Girls' Wannabe will be 20 years old next Friday.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:04, archived)

If ya wanna be my caregiver...

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:05, archived)