Your parents are fucking idiots.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 17:58, archived)

yes, they are
but it's too late to change them now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 18:22, archived)

^Well outside the 30 day returns window

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 18:24, archived)

outside a 30 year returns window
fuck it, i'm off home for a smoke
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 18:30, archived)