I once got one from a housemate when I asked him where he was
first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)

Now there's a bit of good old-fashioned pragmatism.
If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:38, archived)

Living with male supermodels is the WORST

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:20, archived)