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Thread, miscellaneous thoughts, for the airing of.
Alt: best drunken messages sent/received
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:57,
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"Leaving now, be home in about half an hour"
I sent that to my wife once I'd left the pub, after my work's christmas do last year. Wild, right?
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:23,
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sounds like your wife does the plumbing in the house
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:24,
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I don't quite understand this reference
but it sounds jolly rude!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29,
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more jolly than rude
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29,
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Not wild if sent from outside the pub.
Wild if sent from within the pub with a row of pints on the table.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25,
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That would just be lying though
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29,
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Aka 'being wildly economical with the truth'.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33,
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fucking mental
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25,
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I do not give a single heck, m8
I also don't send stupid text messages while drunk. Because I'm not a fool/child.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:27,
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might watch the screaming egg video again
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29,
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I already watched it for longer than I should have
but yeah, I'm going to watch it again
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29,
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this popped up as recommended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:30,
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I enjoyed that a great deal
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33,
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*karate pose*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:43,
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*Jesus Christ pose*
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:50,
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She got yer balls in a vice mate
A vice.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:36,
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oh
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:57,
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I once text a man to inform him his girlfriend was cheating on him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33,
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you did the right thing
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:34,
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I thank you to this day
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$$ โ
, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35,
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I once got one from a housemate when I asked him where he was
first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35,
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Now there's a bit of good old-fashioned pragmatism.
If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:38,
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Living with male supermodels is the WORST
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:20,
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