Thread, miscellaneous thoughts, for the airing of.
Alt: best drunken messages sent/received

Altalt: baws
( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:57, archived)

"Leaving now, be home in about half an hour"
I sent that to my wife once I'd left the pub, after my work's christmas do last year. Wild, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)

sounds like your wife does the plumbing in the house

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:24, archived)

I don't quite understand this reference
but it sounds jolly rude!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

more jolly than rude

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

Not wild if sent from outside the pub.
Wild if sent from within the pub with a row of pints on the table.
( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)

That would just be lying though

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

Aka 'being wildly economical with the truth'.

( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)

fucking mental

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)

I do not give a single heck, m8
I also don't send stupid text messages while drunk. Because I'm not a fool/child.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:27, archived)

might watch the screaming egg video again

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

I already watched it for longer than I should have
but yeah, I'm going to watch it again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

this popped up as recommended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)

I enjoyed that a great deal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)

*karate pose*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:43, archived)

*Jesus Christ pose*

( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:50, archived)

She got yer balls in a vice mate
A vice.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:36, archived)

oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)

I once text a man to inform him his girlfriend was cheating on him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)

you did the right thing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:34, archived)

I thank you to this day

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)

I once got one from a housemate when I asked him where he was
first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)

Now there's a bit of good old-fashioned pragmatism.
If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
( .Yeti., Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:38, archived)

Living with male supermodels is the WORST

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:20, archived)