I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:36, archived)

lol

(dribble, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:44, archived)

Don't be blue, Peter!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:47, archived)

Needless to say

(dribble, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:49, archived)