afternoon, knobwank'sIt's grey and dull here with no sign of much improvement in the coming days. Trying to stop myself from buying records, but not doing desperately well.
What's going down, in yo' town? You can't say my nan
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:13,
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Just ordered a new surge protection extension lead. It's all go, here.(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:32, archived)
Think I'll leave pest control to the professionals, I'd probably fuck it up strikethrough up etc(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:48, archived)
you punch like a vegan(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:00,
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“I’m a vegan! I’m a vegan and I’m going to punch you!”(
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:12,
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I hope you checked it for the relevant British standard and kite mark(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:44,
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just trying to decide what to make for lunch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:42,
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Nothing even vaguely anecdote-worthy has happened to me so far this week.I've just had ham hock and lentils for lunch so I'm hoping for some epic guffs this afternoon.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:02,
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Alright then.This morning, a bloke from the council came round to check which model of electricity meter I had, but he turned out to be mortally allergic to floor polish and started suffocating right in front of me. Luckily my first aid training kicked in and I gave him a tracheotomy with my potato peeler and sent him on his way with a cheery wave.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:35,
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wow, what an eventful morning you've had!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:49,
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Patient just gave me a bottle of wine and some russian dolls for the kids.It's really taken the edge off my shit mood.
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Bribery in the civil service(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:45,
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We need to get back to the good old days when doctors were allowed to drink at work and patients were expected to supply them with alcohol(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:49, archived)
and consultations began with the doctor offering the patient a cigarette(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:01,
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Russian dolls are actually Japanese in origin, and are just another example of Russian cultural theft like their famous 'onion domes' which are Islamic in originIn the C19th, they began to realise that by obsessively aping western European culture for hundreds of years they had all but lost their own, and made up a load of stuff as 'traditional Russian' so they could have 'indigenous folk art' for nationalist pride. Basically a kind of 'fake news' Arts & Crafts movement.
Which, I think we can surely all agree, is interesting, Queef.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:53,
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Christ just shut the fuck up will you no one is reading all that shit you type(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:00,
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Art Nouveau, or Deco, or Postmodernism.One of those, fuck knows, it's been 20 years since I studied it and I've had no need for that knowledge since. One of them, anyway, was basically just appropriating the art styles of other previous movements. Approaching architecture like pick and mix sweets, just combining any old shit together, no matter how awful. Then posting the result on /board.
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It was interesting to me(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:15,
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Sir Walter Scott did similar things in ScotlandA load of things we think are 'traditional Scottish' were made up in the 1820s and later
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:22,
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aye, like Tennents lager, scotch pies, going back to school in August, and the procurator fiscal.(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:32, archived)
Its really busy here,The effort that they're going to to try and stop the spread amongst students is probably going to go down as one of the most futile campaigns in history.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:44,
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Well since I'm back in the city centre for work have been having a mooch aboutPeople are mostly being compliant with masks in shops and that apart from some of the youngins and the COVID IS A HOAX THEY ARE GOING TO INJECT YOU WOTH TRACKING BEACONS brigade (I assume).
Bought some new clothes from an actual shop instead of online... Good Toimes
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East Ham is full of elderly Indian men with walking sticks and no masks, and morbidly obese AfricansI'm not exactly gutted that they're super high risk in several different categories and will likely die and stop needing free money and housing from the state, but you would imagine they have families who will miss them when they die from stupidity
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:26,
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Same in Oldham near me.High risk area that almost had us in a local lockdown.
Selfish fucks.
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what's the best way to Oldham?(
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