You're like Brett in 'Alien'.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:21, archived)

i'm having a baby!
wanna come to my baby shower?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)

Babies prefer baths in my experience, only 2 research papers I can provide on this

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:39, archived)

they prefer being filthy dirty and left alone whilst i score crack in my experience

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:44, archived)

Right.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:37, archived)

i just inhaled a pringle
send help
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:38, archived)

Get a lyle and scott down yer , cancel it out

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)

you're no help at all

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)

that's considered a bonus in some countries.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)

choking on pringles probably is better than living in some countries

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:16, archived)