Happy Christmas Eve btan's
*cough* Brexit *cough*
I'll see you at 4am when it's time to open the pressies!
*Virtual kiss under the mistletoe*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)

i won't be up until noon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)

You've been very excited about christmas, why is that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 0:35, archived)

installed a spike up his chimney

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 0:54, archived)

Happy Christmas fucklips

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 0:48, archived)