No m8, we've taken back control, nothing but good times and exciting trade partnerships ahead, a plummeting minimum wage and the forced repatriation of all coloureds

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)

I’m just waiting for my £350 million cheque
It’s in the post apparently
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)

Yeah, definitely Covid's fault you'll never get to see that

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)