alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:22, archived)

I am hungover

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:33, archived)

Cheers

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

Cheers ‘The EU’

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

You’ll be back

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

Settle down 'the terminator talking to himself'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)

No m8, we've taken back control, nothing but good times and exciting trade partnerships ahead, a plummeting minimum wage and the forced repatriation of all coloureds

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)

I’m just waiting for my £350 million cheque
It’s in the post apparently
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)

Yeah, definitely Covid's fault you'll never get to see that

(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

you mean EU'll be back surely

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

Just 358 more sleeps till Yule be back

(Martin Anus, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)

alright
I’m not hungover but I’ve got ridiculous indigestion which I’m blaming on the awful fizzy wine at midnight, and not on the mountains of crap I ate during the preceding four hours
(piss and shit, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

aye

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)

ugh

( broadsword, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:56, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122532770541
(dribble, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:24, archived)

first non-hungover new year's day in decades
it's not bad, tbh
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)