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disturbed a very slow but very angry queen wasp whilst taking this roof down today
she came at me one angry step at.. a.. time.. i carefully picked her up with something that waspn't part of my body and she stung that furiously, and i put her somewhere safer, because i'm nice.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)
fuck off hitler
you and your wurst wasps won't bring down our democracy
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)
sausage wasps?

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)
my mad old auntie clearly remembers a string of sausage wasps attacking london

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)
no she doesn't.

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:42, archived)
well you've killed /talk until tomorrow
you bastard. why don't you fucking kill yourself, again.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)
i'm sorry i just can't indulge in your waspy sausages and their squadron of lies
doesn't make me a monster
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)
it does make you a bit bonkers tho

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:32, archived)
i'll decide who is bonkers and who has the biggest conkers
not you!
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:35, archived)
bet you couldn't fit my conkers in your mouth
betcha
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:37, archived)
i'm allergic to cheese, soz

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:39, archived)
the only people on b3ta now are office sadsacks that would do absolutely anything other than an honest days work whilst sat on their fucking arses
you lazy gobshite cunts.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:05, archived)
bit rude

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:27, archived)
you could probably cull 85% of office workers, and their families, and those left over could easily take up the slack
that's all i'm saying. also the first born child makes the best candles in my experience.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:49, archived)
is that why yankee candles are so expensive?

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)
maybe. i dunno i get them for free.

(, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)
I don't read any of this, but it wears me out anyway

(, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)