disturbed a very slow but very angry queen wasp whilst taking this roof down today
she came at me one angry step at.. a.. time.. i carefully picked her up with something that waspn't part of my body and she stung that furiously, and i put her somewhere safer, because i'm nice.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)

fuck off hitler
you and your wurst wasps won't bring down our democracy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

sausage wasps?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)

my mad old auntie clearly remembers a string of sausage wasps attacking london

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

no she doesn't.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 19:42, archived)

well you've killed /talk until tomorrow
you bastard. why don't you fucking kill yourself, again.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)

i'm sorry i just can't indulge in your waspy sausages and their squadron of lies
doesn't make me a monster
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)

it does make you a bit bonkers tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:32, archived)

i'll decide who is bonkers and who has the biggest conkers
not you!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:35, archived)

bet you couldn't fit my conkers in your mouth
betcha
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:37, archived)

i'm allergic to cheese, soz

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 20:39, archived)

the only people on b3ta now are office sadsacks that would do absolutely anything other than an honest days work whilst sat on their fucking arses
you lazy gobshite cunts.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:05, archived)

bit rude

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:27, archived)

you could probably cull 85% of office workers, and their families, and those left over could easily take up the slack
that's all i'm saying. also the first born child makes the best candles in my experience.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:49, archived)

is that why yankee candles are so expensive?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)

maybe. i dunno i get them for free.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)

I don't read any of this, but it wears me out anyway

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)