Too late?3am isn't too late to put a pizza in the oven, as long as you set an alarm so when you drunkenly slump into the corner your house doesn't set on fire.
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i once put a pizza in the oven whilst drunki woke up several hours later and the house was full of smoke. i opened all the windows and turned the oven off. when i got up the next day i opened the oven and found the pizza completely carbonised. it was a fragile frisbee and it weighed about 6 grams.
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this ham and mushroom is going down a treat with a few stellas(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:35,
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Very uplifting**this post may contain lies
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:57,
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fucking fantastic album, they were phenomenol liveyoutu.be/ICIx4Dscuac
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if by met you mean 'fucked all of them in a portaloo in byfleet'then no
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I've already had a chinese today lol(
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