Evening.
We did my daughter's 5th birthday party over zoom. Pretty good, my wife found some online children's entertainer to do it. He initially said he'd retired from doing online entertaining, think it might be something to do with having to stop his meds to do it but we offered him double rates and he agreed.
Top quality entertainment, I particularly enjoyed the bit where he pied himself in the face and then washed it off with a jar of meerkat piss.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 19:57,
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That pervert zooms anywhere near MY 5yo I swear I'll do time
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dribble, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:07,
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wakki wakki wakki wakki
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:09,
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A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
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dribble, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:16,
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who'd a thunk the future would be like this?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:15,
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you can put the dinner on i'll be home in 20 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzYtN_DZ53U
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:34,
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woah, flashbacks
also, Hitler telling you to put the oven on is a little suspicious
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:48,
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all that bad guy stuff is behind me now
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 10 Jan 2021, 20:51,
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