you mean i should take my sword and wear it on my back?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:35,
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Well I suppose you could wear it on your front but you'd probably puncture your femoral when sitting down for the first time
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dribble, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 19:32,
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