Hello
Some utter bellend has just purposely swerved his car to speed through a huge puddle and soak me from head to foot
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:36, archived)

That was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

You twat

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 9:59, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)

That's very funny.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)

Tbf, I'd have laughed my arse off if it happened to someone else

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 10:54, archived)

Sounds like you deserved it then, no offence

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:39, archived)