Afternoon
I appear to be sick
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 12:40, archived)

taken up skateboarding have you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

No
The contents of my stomach do not seem to want to be in there. In fact, they seem anxious to leave by any means necessary, as soon as possible
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)

have you had recent sex with an alien space spider?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:37, archived)

I'm up for it
I'm a long way from any action at the moment so my standards are falling by the hour...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:41, archived)

You know what they say m8, when in Rome, shag a sheep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:45, archived)

Sheeps weren't shagged in a day, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)

Shag a sheep? Ewe!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:48, archived)

no, ewe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:55, archived)

so true

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:05, archived)

not that i'm aware

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)