I'm not even home yet,

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)

fuck that you're usually home by midday
what's the hold up?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:19, archived)

it's not dick fucking turpentine again is it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:28, archived)

Just chatting shit with another bloke I work with, he cant leave till 4 because he's tracked

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:10, archived)

has he woken up in a dystopian nightmare?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)

Yeah he's a van mobile engineer. Its awful big brother shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:28, archived)

can't he just cut the tracker out of his eyeball or something?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

No because it's in the van. Most vehicle leasing places insist on trackers now for insurance

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

oh right. see i'd put it in his eye. i dunno. just thinking outside the box i suppose.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:03, archived)

No your thinking of total recall

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:38, archived)

Up the bum, no harm done apart from rectal damage and it'll stop his poo coming out

(dribble, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:47, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)