69 fucking quid , both the product and the price suggest the maker is mental

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)

well I wish I hadn't bought them for you now
I just thought they might cheer you up, fucking hell, won't do that again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)

Bought ..you fucking make them

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

On the advice of my lawyer I can neither confirm nor deny this at the present time
What I will say is that ACTUALLY they are only £59.99 which given how long they take to make is a bloody reasonable price
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

only £6.50 postage as well
Hurry though, stocks are strictly limited
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)

And stops you smearing the walls with fecal matter, mostly

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)

weeeelll
*wobbly hand gesture*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)