Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)

careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, archived)