Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)

careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, archived)