how, exactly, is a "massage gun" different to a dildo

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:26, archived)

it isn't.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

the difference, my dear, is in the attachments
this one comes with:

- 1 large ball attachment
- 1 small ball attachment

uh...

- 1 finger attachment

um...

- 1 mushroom-shaped attachment
- 1 flat attachment
- 1 U-shaped attachment

tbf, one trip to the DIY shop and ten minutes' installation later and you could probably fit any dildo you wanted to it

apparently though it's not going to be back in stock until the fucking 12th of MARCH, probably Brexit's fault again
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

so many people, stuck at home, doing D.I.Y and getting all stiff....

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

i'm well stiff after reading this

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

in these times of confinement, sometimes you just have to do it yourself

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)

sisters have been doing that for years tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)