my favourite conspiracy theory of the day
is from the US congresswoman who thinks that the California wildfires were caused by a secret Jewish space laser
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

ha! like that laser was ever secret!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

It was actually a false flag by me, fucking jews

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)

fucking Arquillian cruiser, m8

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)