broke his nose once
broke 3 of his toes by building a snowman around a bollard and letting his fucking inner bellend do the rest
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)

no wonder he has trust issues

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

oh, he's chased me with a carving knife before now
and every single upstairs wall in my parents' house has holes plastered over that he did by losing his temper and putting his fist through the wall
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

Spectrum-tastic

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)

Horace goes punching

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)

where's wall-y

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)