he's 48 in just over 2 weeks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

if i was 48, and i lived with my mum, and i was a cunt
i'd probably kill myself.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

thank fuck i'm safe for a few years yet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:14, archived)