That reminds me, I'm running low on screenwash.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

i bet you are
the amount of frustrated climaxes you get through in a day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

oh that is very witty :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)