Right, let's move on eh

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

moving on to the shop
fucking booze time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)

I'm on my 6th tin

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

of? Baked beans? Skol?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)

4 numbers at work , 2 hellen kellers at home

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

i used to drink a lot at work
eventually had to quit my job at the brewery.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:37, archived)

I'm on a £3 bottle of red from Asda, rocking it unemployed dole scum stylee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

Is it nice?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright planearm anything good etc
it's drinkable, I'm no wine ponce, groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/southern-point-shiraz-merlot/910001436612
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

That reminds me, I'm running low on screenwash.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

i bet you are
the amount of frustrated climaxes you get through in a day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

oh that is very witty :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)

bit of lemonade takes the edge off
OR, if you're spanish, coca cola. tinto de verano (colour of summer) is a popular spanish drink. in case you're not up to speed, yes, red wine and coke.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

I'm not sure broadsword knows much about Spain

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

never heard of it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

they build bridges over most of them these days i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)

no m8
tinto de verano is red wine and lemonade

coca cola and red wine is a calimocho
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:49, archived)

Oh man no job yet?

Lol job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

nah, gonna get round to that when everything's a bit less covid-y

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:51, archived)

Dearest b, you are not alone , for as long as I am breathing you live in my heart that is where I am employed by you.
X
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)

Sweetest m, your thoughts keep me going in this toughest of times xxx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

Got a couple of 4-packs of strongbow
Going down nicely
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:40, archived)

#notmovingontilldomsgone

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

dom Hitler
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)

no-one appreciates it when i try to be nice

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright vaccine-hoarders, how’s tricks?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)

Cant believe you've already triggered article 16 you hurt us

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:29, archived)

Welcome to the Brexit sir

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

I was against the euro tunnel, never liked Eurovision, and antonie de Cannes can fuck off, up yours delors

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

Not even a month out and war already declared, lol

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

as a european i hate europe and everything it's done to europe.
and me. mostly me.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)

yes. absolutely.
we'll move on. i won't play the long game to make a united europe under Germany or anything.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

sieg heil!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)

That's more like it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

I got this text today from my mate Jim who went liverpool 'KIWI POLLY BLOND AND SOFT PURPLE COOKIES KUSH
I do hope hes not serving up
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:52, archived)

Oh no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:48, archived)