that was your 'get out of jail free' card
you could have said you'd started on the sauce early, rather than admitting you were being a completely gratuitous cunt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:03, archived)

the clue's in the name. get over it.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:35, archived)

actually i was being lighthearted jokes with no ill intent until he spazzed out at 18.00
i thought he was made of solid b3ta beans but he's just a shell like so many that have gone before him i spose.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:38, archived)

i'll light a candle in church on sunday

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)

no, you were being a gratuitous cunt

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:41, archived)

I missed it and I can't be bothered scrolling down.
I'm sure I'll get up to speed if it's still rumbling on in a few days, otherwise I'll assume nobody gives a shit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:46, archived)

oh NOW he chips in

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:48, archived)

or she, dunno, no offence

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:48, archived)

oh fuck off you sanctimonious prick

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:03, archived)

yeah nice one, 'Hitler'
edgy enough to take the handle of the biggest mass murderer in modern history, too fucking chicken to take ownership of your own cuntish behaviour

the real Hitler would have had you gassed within 15 minutes of meeting you
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:27, archived)

oh get a real hand you soft cocked nutsack
i bet this is the closest you've ever got to a bar room brawl. bet you're all fired up and bouncing around.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:29, archived)

lol attention-seeking internet beaker

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:30, archived)

et tu

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:33, archived)

alright spanishfly

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:36, archived)

woteva

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:37, archived)