the barman was onto me pretty quickly
he thought it was funny as hell
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:44, archived)

IBHW

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

i'm old enough to be his mum
he is cute, but it'd be like going after my nephew, just all kinds of wrong
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:52, archived)