Anyone got any foreign hols booked for this year?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:50, archived)

probably going to the same place sir tom moore went
then come back and cough all over some cunts
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:56, archived)

mite go to bed. yolo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:38, archived)

god damn you netflix

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:42, archived)

remember when you had three jobs and two hours sleep was a luxury?
well, this episode is pretty good.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:45, archived)

you're even going to get a chance to wank out the window

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:49, archived)

3 jobs?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:57, archived)

not anymore. i'm a one job cowboy these days

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:58, archived)

feeling a bit tired
probably could watch the end of this slightly dystopian russian robot thriller series tomorrow. today. toyota. whatever.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 1:10, archived)

sweet dreams

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 1:32, archived)

fuck off hitler

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 1:58, archived)

I'm waiting to see which destination has the most exciting virus mutation available

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:59, archived)

Liverpool

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:19, archived)

might ride my elephant dog over the alps and invade italy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:14, archived)

You're gonna need a big poop bag

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:19, archived)

fuck that someone else can pick it up if it bothers them
i'm for saving the environment not other people's eyeballs
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:21, archived)

Do you ever go to bed early?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:22, archived)

i have to be at work at 05.30
i should be in bed really but i'm busy doing absolutely fuck all and apparently that's important to me at the moment for some reason.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:24, archived)