because i was 10 i called him 'ginger'
when i told my grandad i had a cat he asked its name was and i said 'ginger'

no word of a fucking lie, dead pan, he says 'oh, what colour is it?'

my grandad was great. he used to live in a coal bunker a few doors down. NO NOT IN AN ANUS. an actual coal bunker. and one day my neighbour gave him to a friend in streatham and we never saw the cunt again.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 0:08, archived)