You know he'll be along in a minute to start another one.
How are you? I'm in work today for a big meeting with a contractor
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 7:37, archived)

I've never put anyone on 2.0 because I'm not a raging fucking crybaby
Yeah am alright, hard rain down here, easy day hopefully, crossing my fingers for an early finish. Can you get them to bribe you in some way? Sounds like you could do alright if you play it right son, good luck!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 7:42, archived)

Last week they dropped in a case of beers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 7:51, archived)

Announcing, apropos of nothing, that you're not a raging fucking crybaby
is always the best way to prove that you're not a raging fucking crybaby.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 8:01, archived)