Wolf insurance?
I know a lot of Americans have alien abduction insurance, but I've never heard of wolf insurance
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

it's essential when out on the moors

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

They'll never pay out if you didn't stay on the road, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)