I hope they've not made these hopeful statements just to cheer the nation up, only to move the dates later

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 7:51, archived)

It's not cheered me up , that's longer than we've already done and I've already had enough

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 7:57, archived)

selfish cunt that I am, it will be likely near that time that my mrs will have jab no.2, until then we can't do much anyway

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:03, archived)

Once we can get to something like rule of 6 I'll be happy,
Bag of cans in the park is a good start to normality
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:06, archived)

Have a kick about? Jumpers for goalposts, rush keeper, 3 and in, oh yes let's all pretend we are teenagers again

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

What?
No mate, just a few tins of beer and a nice chat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

I disagree that drinking tins in a park as a fully grown adult is normality, it's for tramps and weirdos

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:30, archived)

I'm not sure what the jumpers thing is all about,
But given the absence of pubs a beer in the park is as close to normal as we're going to muster. I can sit on a picnic table and pour them in to pint glasses so that its nearly the same as a pub garden if it makes you feel better.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

It's what kids use to make goal posts, jumpers

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

Is it?
I suppose I didnt grow up in some horrible council estate so our parks had proper goal posts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:35, archived)

It was more of a summer thing when the posts had been removed

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

s b
os an
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)

And nothing is going to make me feel better today windy, I'm done

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

Want to cyber?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

But one can build up such a tiresome thirst whilest out dogging

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

whenisthepubopen.co.uk/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:06, archived)

when you look at it like that, 82 days seems a world away

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)

What worries me
Is everything (schools included) opening back up, and the virus spreading again. I'd much rather lockdown for another month now, than risk locking down for three months later in the year
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:11, archived)

I am both desperate to get back to some form of normality but similarly concerned that it will end up being temporary

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:16, archived)

I've barely left the house since August 2019
I'm climbing up the fucken walls up in this piece. The party we have when this is over will be an affront to God, m8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:21, archived)

I'm a bottle of disinfectant away from going full Howard Hughes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)

Hugh Jon

throw off your mental chains, m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:26, archived)

Simple Minds, indeed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

A-ha, good one m8!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:30, archived)

Yeah, I feel the same.
When we first went back after the summer and there was masses of cases at work and I was genuinely scared to go in to student rooms and was constantly on edge because of how rife it was, I do not want to go through that again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)