It really is a first world problem
cook a joyless frozen pizza instead and save yourself the price of a London Pint
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)

I might be working class mate but I'm not THAT working class.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, archived)