I was going to go outside but sod that noise
a brief half-hour trip to the shops almost landed me with heatstroke
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 12:18, archived)

I've got to go and do some laundry
Otherwise I wouldn't be leaving the house
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 12:58, archived)