DIAGNOSIS: Acute bowel obstruction.
Please ring 999, your intestines may explode at any moment.

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(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 11:30, archived)